Too much knowledge makes the head bald.” – Russian proverb
That said, you will lose almost half of your scalp plumage before people make comments about your impending baldness. Which is also a reason why blondes have more fun. While the average human averages 100,000 follicles at any given time, blondes average 146,000 follicles (a full 60,000 more than redheads).
Gray hair is to be honored; a bald head deserves a bow.” – Proverb